I decided to come home to see my family for the fathers day weekend.
My brother decided to show his loving side tonight.
This is the background information you will need to follow:
My brother is a PC user.
I am an Apple user.

So he tells me “all the good people use PCs, professionals and gamers, and all the faggots and hipsters use Apple”.
Of course I ask which one he thinks I am.
“HIPSTERRRR. HAHAHA. You finally got out of that stupid emo-scene phase and now you are a hipster.”
Followed by practically an hour of laughing.

My brother is a faggot.